An Engineer

Its been 3.5 years of engineering.7 semesters,infinite number Exams,endless list of friends and millions of moments to cherish . The best part is that I am left with just 6 months and I will be Er.Ankur Luthra .This "Er." thing in front of name sounds cool.
This post is about some of the things i have learnt about Engineering during these days !

1. If you are good at drawing you surely gonna clear an Engineering exam.
2. The probability of you clearing an Engineering Exam increases with the number of sheets you fill up(no matter what crap you have scribble in it)
3. A good Handwriting always attracts good marks (So join Calligraphy classes if you think you havent got the marks you were expecting)
4. The golden rule of Engineering "If you are told to explain about a COW and you know nothing of it tie that COW to a TREE and start explaining the Tree"
5. "A good sleep before Exam"-->this facility is strictly prohibited for engineers .We study just a night before Exam !!
6. Bottom Up approach helps everywhere . I explain this argument of mine with an Example

Q : what does 2+2 equate to?
Ans :BSc student: 5
Bcom Student:22
Engineer: "ye bta do kiske equal prove karna hai..Ho jaega"[:P]

So the thing is Try from answer and you will eventually make it!

7. Worship "Google" and pray its server never goes down.Its the source of all the projects to be submitted.
8: Having a Bf/Gf may affect your performance (It may do wonders for you OR it may make you a stupid moron . The behavior of this statement varies according to people)
9:Bunk is the Fundamental Right of an Engineer.
10.Annual Fest preparations are meant for "Chance maaro" activities .So this is high time for you to show some talent.

I have a lot of such Universal Facts about Engineering Students.Would share them in upcoming posts. I would like to invite the readers to jot down anything special or interesting thing they feel about their stream.Do comment !