Its been 3.5 years of engineering.7 semesters,infinite number Exams,endless list of friends and millions of moments to cherish . The best part is that I am left with just 6 months and I will be Er.Ankur Luthra .This "Er." thing in front of name sounds cool.
This post is about some of the things i have learnt about Engineering during these days !
1. If you are good at drawing you surely gonna clear an Engineering exam.
2. The probability of you clearing an Engineering Exam increases with the number of sheets you fill up(no matter what crap you have scribble in it)
3. A good Handwriting always attracts good marks (So join Calligraphy classes if you think you havent got the marks you were expecting)
4. The golden rule of Engineering "If you are told to explain about a COW and you know nothing of it tie that COW to a TREE and start explaining the Tree"
5. "A good sleep before Exam"-->this facility is strictly prohibited for engineers .We study just a night before Exam !!
6. Bottom Up approach helps everywhere . I explain this argument of mine with an Example
Q : what does 2+2 equate to?
Ans :BSc student: 5
Bcom Student:22
Engineer: "ye bta do kiske equal prove karna hai..Ho jaega"[:P]
So the thing is Try from answer and you will eventually make it!
7. Worship "Google" and pray its server never goes down.Its the source of all the projects to be submitted.
8: Having a Bf/Gf may affect your performance (It may do wonders for you OR it may make you a stupid moron . The behavior of this statement varies according to people)
9:Bunk is the Fundamental Right of an Engineer.
10.Annual Fest preparations are meant for "Chance maaro" activities .So this is high time for you to show some talent.
I have a lot of such Universal Facts about Engineering Students.Would share them in upcoming posts. I would like to invite the readers to jot down anything special or interesting thing they feel about their stream.Do comment !
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
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7 comments:
awesome yaar ... humme itni saari qualities hoti hain :) proud to be an engineer yaara !!
sme additives --
for us nights r meant for watching movies nd lectures during the day time is meant to doze off !!
as juniours we take the oath to stop ragging but we turn to support it later !!
4 yrs of engg. hones our vocal chords coz we need to speak"yes sir" in varied tones (proxy ka funda) !!
haha..that was hilarius post Ankur..i died laughing..too good yaar...expecting more of posts like this..
am a passout now and working..although ive got a lot in mind to write and add to this so called "An Engineer" thing..but will enjoy more when it comes from bloggers like u..
hey the 2nd comment from stoic is cool..the proxy funda..make me remember my alma mater days...
Just 1 Word for this post Ankur
"AWSUM"
Hi Ankur i saw ur post "An Engineer",
its really gud, first of all i'm not an engineer but i've friends who studies engineering so i know abt that.
Then is a grammatical error in that 4th point check(?)
/*The golden rule of Engineering "If you are told to explain about a COW and you nothing of it tie that COW to a TREE and start explaining the Tree"*/
Thnx for approving my community request (INFOSYS 2009-FRESHERS WELCUM).
R u a student or works in Infosys.
@GS Manikandan
Thanks buddy for letting me know.It was a typos I forgot to write "Know"!
thnks a lot!!
I am a student doing engg. and got selected for infy !
thanks
hahahahahhaa
really very apt ankur.......
yeah....dis s d way how we've passed 7 semesters....
Gud going
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